Project 365: 43/365

Collection of my Dad's joke (Malaysian Chinese's style)

1.  Twin1: My friend is working in Starbucks as part timer now.
    Dad: Oh then that kopitiam pays him how much?
    Us: WHAT KOPITIAM?
    Dad: Starbucks sells coffee right? Shops that sells coffee=kopitiam la!

2. Twin1: Nah, I bought 4 cups of Chatime. Pick one for yourself.
   Twin2: Alright! I want the one with black pearl. *grab*
   Dad: *grab from Twin2 and sip* What's so great about this? Ask your
   mother to make tong shui with tang yuan (glutinous rice), and buy
   that kind of pipe to sip lah. Same thing only what!
   Us: WHAT PIPE??

    Dad: Neh this kind of straw so thick, look like pipe what.

3. Dad:

     Y U NO BRING UR BROTHERS OUT & INTRO UR FRIENDS TO UR BROTHERS?
   Me: We girls like to chit chat sing k all, how to bring them along?
   Dad: You girls just sing, twin2 can play guitar what!

4. *Radio station playing the famous Oppa Gangnam Style*
    Me: *sing along*
    Twin1: *annoyed* I dunno why everybody said this is a nice song!
    Dad: *being typical chinese who can't perceive the word 'style', and
    pronounce it as sai* Because it is funny! Got hokkien somemore!
    *sing* Oppa KANASAI!

Thanks dad for helping me to get through another post! Challenge accomplished because I blogged, like a joker!